What can I say about myself? Well, let's start with this "top ten" suggestion, and then maybe elaborate later.
1) In my head, I am a writer and an artist.
2) I am one of those crazy people who actually enjoy cleaning.
3) My daughter wants to be a princess and a superhero.
4) I prefer to cook and bake "from scratch", and actually have an uncanny ability to mess up boxed dinners.
5) I cannot stand a quiet house.
6) I homeschool my child.
7) I bake my own bread, mix my own laundry detergent, and other such hardcore hippy dippy things.
8) I am an incurable film buff and random pop culture facts resource for my loved ones.
9) I am a vegan.
10) I would much rather live on a farm somewhere than in the middle of a city.