I'm a redneck southern momma, and proud of it! I wear real fake diamonds, ride horses, own cows, go huntin' and have a shot gun beside the front door. I trained and served in the U.S. Navy for two years, and have more than proved that I can shoot, and I don't take crap from ANYONE. The only reason I don't have Christmas lights on the front porch right now is because I don't own any...but give me time! I'm a newly wed, so I'm still gettin' settled!