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Pastor In Brazil Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk
April 30, 2013 at 10:01 PM

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

If you’re like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation…

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,” reports Vatican Crimes.

One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.

The good news to this story is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!

According to the Vatican Crimes, Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, Brazilian Pastor, arrested for telling his followers his Penis contained ‘Holy Milk’

http://thefrt.com/pastor-in-brazil-arrested-for-convincing-followers-his-penis-contained-holy-milk-video/

Replies

  • -Celestial-
    April 30, 2013 at 10:02 PM

    Just when you think you've heard everything..

  • MrsImperfect
    April 30, 2013 at 10:02 PM
    I cant believe people actually believed him!
  • desertlvn
    April 30, 2013 at 10:03 PM

    Bwaaahaaaa...

     (bet his followers insist they weren't brainwashed)

  • momtimesx4
    April 30, 2013 at 10:04 PM

    Hmm, seems legit to me 

  • desertlvn
    April 30, 2013 at 10:05 PM



    Quoting MrsImperfect:

    I cant believe people actually believed him!


    If a person attends a church that frequently preaches the evil of homosexuality, then chances are the followers will start to believe him. I'm not that shocked.

  • Firenygirl180
    April 30, 2013 at 10:05 PM
    That is insane. But some people will believe anything.
  • tambrathegreat
    April 30, 2013 at 10:06 PM

    Heh.

  • motherslove82
    April 30, 2013 at 10:07 PM
    Geez.
  • briellesmomma
    April 30, 2013 at 10:07 PM
    Wow
  • Generica
    April 30, 2013 at 10:18 PM

    Wow.....

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