Eating too much can make you fat
Eating too little could kill you
Eating sugar is poisonous to your health
Eating fake sugar is poisonous to your health
Breathe at your own risk
Drink water at your own risk
Fluoride is bad for you
No fluoride will result in crumbly teeth
Vaccinations kill and maim
Not vaccinating can kill your child from a preventable illness
Peanuts can be deadly to your neighbor
Don't drink and drive
Don't drink and take Tylenol
Don't drink more than a drink or two
Don't drink more than a couple of times a week
Drink every day one glass of wine for best effect
Drive at your own risk
Walk at your own risk
Beware sidewalk cracks
Dairy is full of snot
No dairy means crumbly bones
Don't eat organic
Movies, music, and television will rot your brain
Video games kill
Guns don't kill
Consider yourself warned and have a nice day.
Don't sue me if you don't.
EVERYTHING will kill you. That is why we should do all things in moderation.
We sure do fear death...