How it works: I will wish for something. The next person says "Wish granted but..." and ruins it somehow and then wishes for something else...
ME: I wish for a million dollars.
Next person: Wish granted, but you can't spend any of it on yourself. I wish for....
So, I'll start.
I wish for a maid to come to my house once a week, free of charge, to do all the dirty chores I hate.
Wish granted but you have to come clean my house while shes cleaning yours with no charge.
I wish for my own house.
Wish granted but it's a total dump and you have to fix EVERYTHING!
I wish for my kid to be fully potty-trained already!
Wish granted But now you have to buy a new couch and replace your carpet.
I wish for the weither to make up its mind