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opinionatedmom
someone post a funny
January 17, 2013 at 3:43 AM

 I am kinda bummed out.   we need humor.

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  • rosebud727
    January 17, 2013 at 5:42 AM

    Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    Bill Cosby

  • yupok
    by yupok
    January 17, 2013 at 6:04 AM

    GRANDMA'S REVENGE

     

    When my 3 y/o opened the birthday gift from his grandma, he discovered a water pistol.  He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.  I was NOT so pleased.  I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.  Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

     

    Mom smiled and replied......"I remember".

    --------------------------------------------------------------

    BIRTH CONTROL

    One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and asked, "You had a great check up. Is there anything you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

    "Well," he said, "I'd like to get a vasectomy."

    "That's a pretty big decision.  Have you talked it over with your family?"

     

    "Yeah.  And they're for it.  15-2."

  • FiddleCat
    January 17, 2013 at 6:35 AM

    Why do elephants paint the toenails Red? So they can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree? See it works.

    My mother told me that joke when I was a small kid and I love sharing that joke with kids. You can just see the wheels turning in their brains.

  • starlight1968
    January 17, 2013 at 7:49 AM

     Pinned Image

  • starlight1968
    January 17, 2013 at 7:49 AM

     .

  • BL2010
    by BL2010
    BL
    January 17, 2013 at 7:51 AM
    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

  • starlight1968
    January 17, 2013 at 7:52 AM

     AWW

  • BL2010
    by BL2010
    BL
    January 17, 2013 at 7:52 AM
    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
    A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

  • starlight1968
    January 17, 2013 at 7:53 AM

     Big Bang Theory oh lol this one made me giggle...

    Hope I gave you a few too !!!

  • BL2010
    by BL2010
    BL
    January 17, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    I love this one.

    Quoting starlight1968:

     AWW


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