He walked into the kitchen and caught me putting salt on my watermelon.
"Mom....STOP.That is NOT sugar!!Don't worry we can throw it away and get you some clean pieces." I just looked at him and laughed.I tried explaining that it was actually pretty good with salt but he wouldn't listen to anything I said-lol. (who could blame him apparently mom has gone insane-hehehe).He marches off mumbling-"Why would anyone WANT to eat SALTY watermelon?!"