Never read your medical chart.....

[frndlyfn]

Been passed around before but still good. 
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND ON PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS: 
>> 1)  She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she 
>>      was hot in bed last night. 
>> 2)  Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 
>> 3)  On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 
>> 4)  The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to 
           be depressed. 
>> 5)  The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 
>> 6)  Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. 
>> 7)  Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 
>> 8)  The patient refused autopsy. 
>> 9)  The patient has no previous history of suicides. 
>> 10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 
>> 11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with 
            only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days. 
>> 12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch 
>> 13) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. 
>> 14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might 
            want to work her up. 
>> 15) She is numb from her toes down. 
>> 16) While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 
>> 17) The skin was moist and dry. 
>> 18) Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. 
>> 19) Patient was alert and unresponsive. 
>> 20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid. 
>> 21) She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, 
            until she got a divorce. 
>> 22) I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. 
>> 23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 
>> 24) Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 
>> 25) The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 
>> 26) The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job 
            as a stockbroker instead. 
>> 27) Skin: somewhat pale but present 
>> 28) The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 
>> 29) Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should 
            sit on the abdomen and I agree. 
>> 30) Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. 
>> 31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. 

[becciguffey]

thanks having a stressful day that made for a great laugh

[Mama2JoshKatie]

Those are great! Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh today.

[Ktina11]

Very funny!!

[frndlyfn]

Feel free to pass it on.   This makes me feel i am more qualified to be a doctor LOL.

[CharlotteRose]

[baquick]

Lmfao

[SpnFulOfSugar]

Lol

[getoesuepastah]

thanks i needed that laugh!

[frndlyfn]

yw all

[ditsyjo]

those are great. maybe even better than the insurance forms one