Been passed around before but still good. ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND ON PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS: >> 1) She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she >> was hot in bed last night. >> 2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. >> 3) On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. >> 4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. >> 5) The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. >> 6) Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. >> 7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. >> 8) The patient refused autopsy. >> 9) The patient has no previous history of suicides. >> 10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. >> 11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days. >> 12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch >> 13) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. >> 14) Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might want to work her up. >> 15) She is numb from her toes down. >> 16) While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. >> 17) The skin was moist and dry. >> 18) Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. >> 19) Patient was alert and unresponsive. >> 20) Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid. >> 21) She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. >> 22) I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. >> 23) Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. >> 24) Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. >> 25) The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. >> 26) The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. >> 27) Skin: somewhat pale but present >> 28) The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. >> 29) Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. >> 30) Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. >> 31) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.