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November 19, 2012 at 6:28 PM

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.


  • LCWAmommy
    November 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM
    What the fuck!?
  • momdoes
    by momdoes
    November 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    yes, i have read this before

  • ashleighmama
    November 19, 2012 at 6:38 PM
    Wow! Yuck!
  • marilyn623
    November 19, 2012 at 6:39 PM
    Sorry but thats hilarious
  • WildCat73
    November 19, 2012 at 6:44 PM
    ewww yuck
  • Arwyn724
    November 19, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Her parents must be so proud...or clueless.

  • SuperPickle
    November 19, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    GROOOSSSSSS Totally reminded me of that nasty lady from Kingpin....

  • cece5000
    November 19, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    I couldn't stop laughing myself. You should read the comments under the article...Hilarious!

    Quoting marilyn623:

    Sorry but thats hilarious

  • turtle07
    November 19, 2012 at 6:54 PM
  • krista778
    November 19, 2012 at 7:04 PM

    That is old, I think I heard it almost a year ago lol. Still funny though!

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