What is the most asinine, crazy, out there shit your SO, DH, DF has ever said?
I think with me it would be (and the tv posts got me thinking of this) we were discussing if we ever had another child, what we would do different, as far as raising them. He stated TV would be gone. The new kid would not be exposed to it. he is is crazy! I can't be without TV, so I know my kid would be exposed too! LOL
We have been married almost 8 yrs, I know there is more shit he has said that made me go WTF? but its hard to think of it right now. Give me time tho! LOL
Well first off let me start by saying that my DH grew up mostly in Kansas and Okahoma and has never spent much time around Mexicans. I however grew up in a small town in South Texas. Being white was a minority. My grandfather is Mexican.
Well in my hometown we were sitting in a Mexican food restaurant that my sisters in laws own. Attached to the ceiling by strings were baggies filled with water. My younger BIL, SIL and MIL were with us. My BIL (at the time he was 11 or 12) asked what the baggies were for. My husband answers with this. (please keep in mind he is dead serious)
"It is a Mexican sprinkler system. When the building catches on fire the fire burns the string and the bag falls and bursts, putting out the fire"
My husband had a convo in his sleep with me. He started saying random numbers. I asked him what he was talking abou he goes "you never fucking listen to me. If yoy would listen to me you would know what the fuck i was talking about." Lol needless to say he doesnt remember that convo.
My husband has very vivid dreams and sometimes wakes me up by talking in his sleep/dream. It is inevitably nonsense and although I am then awake he never wakes and doesn't remember any of it afterward, an example:
Him (suddenly and loudly): HONEY I NEED THE MAP!
Me (suddenly awakened): ...what map?
Him: ...the map to the lake
Me: ...what lake?
Him: I can't find the lake and don't know what lake it is without the map.
Me: Okay so forget the map and the lake and let me go to sleep.
Him: If you go to sleep you'll miss the lake.
Me: If you don't have the map and can't find the lake we'll both miss it.
Him: ...okay (and he is quiet and I'm awake and really not very pleased about it at all - ARGH)