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Krissye30
My bar tab was $655.
October 1, 2007 at 2:28 PM
This is fun to do. The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is____"

Replies

  • kim02kim
    October 1, 2007 at 2:31 PM
    My bar tab was $160...... I am either a cheap date or live a very boring life..lol
  • Mena929
    by Mena929
    October 1, 2007 at 2:32 PM
    My bar tab is $680

    Melina - Zaiya and Amani's mommy
  • DomesticG
    October 1, 2007 at 2:34 PM

    My bar tab is $290

          

    Proud to be: the wife of James, the mother of Dustin and Jaymie, step mom to Stephanie, and G-ma to Aspen

  • jodstr99
    October 1, 2007 at 2:37 PM
    My tab was an even $400.  Sometimes I'm an angel and sometimes I'm a little devilish.  :-)
  • 1mom2
    by 1mom2
    October 1, 2007 at 2:37 PM
    my bar tab $275
  • tinab37
    by tinab37
    October 1, 2007 at 2:37 PM
    My bar tab was $330. :)
  • stolz4
    by stolz4
    October 1, 2007 at 2:37 PM
    My bar tab is $260.
  • RandJsmom
    October 1, 2007 at 2:38 PM
    I guess I am a happy medium.....
    My Bar Tab is $380.00
  • momma_duke
    October 1, 2007 at 2:39 PM
    My Bar Tab was $480.

                     DUKE'S MOM

                                            HAVE A GREAT DAY!

  • tamlovinlife2
    October 1, 2007 at 2:40 PM
    "My bar tab is $325"

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