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by Anonymous
January 30, 2013 at 12:01 PM
We live on a street that has people that care-even though none of us make much and on the end, people that are trash. People on our part clean up after their animals, keep them on leads, don't take them into other people's yards, etc...

Ever since the new batch of trash have moved into the hillbilly halfway house, we have been finding dog shit in our yard, every f-ing day. We have caught them, asked them not to do it, showed them the empty lot others use that's 2yards away from ours, offered them bags to clean up after their dog,but no. These assholes keep doing it.

Yesterday was nice. My kids broke out bikes and scooters to ride on this rare day. What did my kid fall into when she lost her balance and fell into her own yard? Yup, dog shit.

Oh ya did I mention we don't own a dog, so it can't be from one we don't own.

Have no idea what to do anymore, but yesterday was the last straw. If you are too poor to live in a house that has a FRONT DOOR, then why do you own a pure-bred pit bull and lab and have a cell, and have a new car?

I wish they would move away already or that the SPCA would take their dogs.

F-ing irresponsible, asshole dog owners. Oh they walk over half a city block to let their dog shit here, but can't go 2 more lots? Bullshit

What would you do?


  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    January 30, 2013 at 1:15 PM
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    January 30, 2013 at 6:14 PM
  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    January 30, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    Bag up the poop and lob it unto their hillbilly porch.

  • supermommie1
    January 30, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    take a shit in her lawn.

  • Sisteract
    January 30, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    I couldn't get past hillbilly halfway house-

  • RLT2
    by RLT2
    January 30, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    A bb gun.......not for the dogs, get the idiots that own the dogs. ;)

  • SWasson
    by SWasson
    January 30, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Get some video of them letting their dogs crap on your lawn, then call the police.

  • imamomzilla
    January 30, 2013 at 9:21 PM


    Quoting supermommie1:

    take a shit in her lawn.


  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    January 30, 2013 at 9:48 PM

    Sprinkle ground black or cayenne pepper on the lawn...  the scent of pepper repels dogs & ground black pepper irritates the dogs' nasal passages. Sprinkle every few days. 

    Courtesy of:

  • Twix.Leigh
    January 30, 2013 at 9:51 PM
    Oohhh yeeaaa... Jim Carey style baby. Don't forget their paper too.

    Quoting supermommie1:

    take a shit in her lawn.

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