My husband and I just landed on Earth after a long journey from Uranus.
Seeing that we are both from another planet we immediately went to the foodstamp office and we were denied.
Here is the reason they gave us:
you or a member of your household does not meet the requirement of the united stated citizenship or eligible non-citizenship status as established by food stamp regulations.
dfa 377.1a food stamp denial- various reasons.
Can anyone tell me WHY we were denied foodstamps?
by AnonymousJanuary 23 at 12:47 AMI have no idea, clearly the people at DSS need to get it together.
January 23 at 10:25 AMLmao!!!
by pochaccotxJanuary 23 at 10:26 AMlol
by AnonymousJanuary 23 at 11:13 AM
Bc you might not have provided the proofs they requested for citizenship status. I was born and raised here and never once left the country, nor have I ever had a name change. Same name since birth, but my social security number does not match up to my name.
by AnonymousJanuary 23 at 11:15 AM
And people need to stop talking smack about people they dont know! It is no one business if someone is illegal and received benefits. They are HUMANS too. I am sorry but I love everyone no matter what their skin color is. SMDH I get so tired of people running their mouth about people just to make them feel good about themselves.
by AnonymousJanuary 23 at 11:17 AMHow did you live on Uranus is a bigger question? Seeing as how there is no solid surface and the whole planet is composed of water, ice and ammonia. Weird.
by Anonymous - Original PosterJanuary 23 at 12:38 PM
Well earthling, ammonia is the beverage du choice on Uranus! It's kind of a smelly planet, so ammonia helps with that. As far as food goes, we do have to import everything else from another Solar System....you earthlings must have serious appreciation for local produce! An apple is not the same when it comes from 30,000,000 miles away.
How did you live on Uranus is a bigger question? Seeing as how there is no solid surface and the whole planet is composed of water, ice and ammonia. Weird.
by AnonymousJanuary 23 at 2:46 PM
What's with all the food stamp troll posts today? LOL