Please grab some eggnog and settle into this post. But first heed these warnings: 1) You will most likely spit-take said eggnog. 2) Christmas is ruined. Why? Because Mario Lopez is decorating his tree, a beautiful tradition he chose to do while wearing extremely tiny red underwear from his collection Rated M.
Yes, you are staring at Mario's delightful derriere, which is the only real ornament this tree needs. Who knows why Mario felt the need to be pantsless while decorating, but we chalk it up to Christmas spirit. Plus, for all we know he's using his assets as some kind of secret message to Santa. Extra presents for everyone!
In conclusion, raise your hand if you are currently taking down your Christmas tree in fear, while simultaneously putting on every single pair of pants in your closet.