So today dh and i went bowling and took dd. She gets hungry so i begin feeding her. I cover up with a blanket. Well for some reason she unlatches herself and i look under the blanket to see what is going on. I then notice that my breast is spraying milk all over her, the blanket and me. I had to try to clean up the mess, get it to stop and finish feeding in the middle of a bowling alley. Anyone else have an embarrassing or funny story to share and make me feel less like an idiot? Lol
I don't cover my baby. Cuz she pulls the blankets down... Bit one time she unlatched and I sprayed milk all over her hair and face... Then my hubby went to kiss her and her hair wa all wet lol he was like "eww boob juice is sticky in hair..."
I sprayed a server's shoes once. My son let go and I had the blanket pulled aside trying to get him to relatch, the whole thing slid down and I went to catch it and leaned over just as this nice lady was refilling our drinks. I don't think she noticed, I didn't say anything, just covered back up and went back to nursing lol.
I was watching TV once and a guy friend was there, well, i couldnt understand why he wouldnt look at me when i asked him a ?, then i realized my dd had stopped nursing and turned over to watch TV too, so the boob was just out there! He laughed n said he figured i would catch a breeze eventually.