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What are some words your kids mispronounce that are funny/embarrassing?
March 8, 2013 at 7:22 PM

Yesterday we went to Preschool storytime at our library and they were doing a Dr. Seuss theme with the story and crafts.  The craft was for the book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.  Well, my 3 year old when he says fish it sounds like bitch so when he saw the craft everyone heard, "Hey Mama there's three white bitches, a red bitch, and a blue bitch."  Yeah, it was a little embarrassing lol.  So, does anyone else have any funny stories?

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  • Lindsayhoy0612
    March 8, 2013 at 7:28 PM
    My son says "yippy ci a momma walka" it's from the show pair of kings and everyone things he's saying "yippy ci a mother f**cker"
  • MamaPeanut
    March 8, 2013 at 7:30 PM
    Lol!!
  • MamaPeanut
    March 8, 2013 at 7:30 PM
    My DS (2) pronounces Ship as Shit, lol
  • brysonsmommy_10
    March 8, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Ds used to do that.  We were at wal mart one day in the toy section and he starts yelling "It's a pirate shit!  Do you see that pirate shit, mama?"

    Quoting MamaPeanut:

    My DS (2) pronounces Ship as Shit, lol


     

  • brysonsmommy_10
    March 8, 2013 at 7:33 PM

     I bet  you get some interesting looks. lol

    Quoting Lindsayhoy0612:

    My son says "yippy ci a momma walka" it's from the show pair of kings and everyone things he's saying "yippy ci a mother f**cker"


     

  • S_morgan09
    March 8, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    My dd says blizzard instead of Twizzlers lol. Other than that I don't think so. But i'm sure when I get home she will say something else =]

  • MamaPeanut
    March 8, 2013 at 7:41 PM
    Lol!!!

    Yes, he will say "Oooh, shit!" Meaning, "Oooh, ship!" Lol


    Quoting brysonsmommy_10:

    Ds used to do that.  We were at wal mart one day in the toy section and he starts yelling "It's a pirate shit!  Do you see that pirate shit, mama?"


    Quoting MamaPeanut:

    My DS (2) pronounces Ship as Shit, lol



     

  • thePBandJmom
    March 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    When my neice was younger she used to call popsicles "suck sticks" except it came out more like "suck dicks."

  • melissaAD1125
    March 8, 2013 at 7:47 PM
    That's the same thing my 3&4 year old mispronounce sounds just like bitch
  • brysonsmommy_10
    March 8, 2013 at 7:50 PM

     It's worse when we're at Petsmart and he says "Look at all the colorful bitches!"  At least at the storytime everyone there had kids his age, so they understood.  I do a lot of the,"Yeah baby, those are nice FISH"

    Quoting melissaAD1125:

    That's the same thing my 3&4 year old mispronounce sounds just like bitch

     

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