Max the Morning

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LOL: Top 9 Signs the New Mom Needs Sleep
May 11, 2013 at 4:18 PM

                               

# 9
When the phone rang, she tried to stick a bottle into it.

# 8
And then she accidentally breast-fed a throw pillow.

# 7
Pretty much all the shelves in the fridge contain Five Hour Energy Drinks.

# 6
Pretty much all the shelves in the entire house contain Five Hour Energy Drinks.

# 5
Sets an alarm to wake her between each push of the baby swing.

# 4
She only realizes the bottles are done boiling when the fire department shows up.

# 3
She responds to the automated phone system with baby talk: "You want me to pay my bill? YES YOU DOOOOO!"

# 2
She tipped the delivery guy with popsicles.

# 1
The baby's first words are "I need to get some sleep."

BY: CALISE HAWKINS 
VIA: THINKSTOCK

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