Sleep six hours tonight. SIX HOURS. IN A ROW. (Remember, you used to do this in college???)
Get some of those foamy Lysol hand soaps that smell like orchids and clouds and stuff.
Go to Starbucks TWICE in the SAME WEEK.
And when you’re there, order whipped cream on everything! Even better: Just order a mug of whipped cream!
Have your daughter put glitter paint on your toes and call it “the hot new thing in nail art.”
Make an appointment for a haircut. Then go do something for eight hours after the haircut. When you get home, just tell husband they were justextremely thorough.
When your mom asks to come visit, say "NOPE.”
Go to one of those places that have food, and there are people who bring you the food, and there are like cloths on the tables?
Eat a fancy cupcake while getting a manicure in a bubble bath, because if you're gonna pamper yourself, pamper yourdamnself.
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