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Sally-Diane
What I learned from CM this week ETA
August 7, 2014 at 9:19 PM
First, SIDS can be caught and treated.

Second, hemp seeds make you fail drug tests.

Third, being a whore is a perfectly acceptable career

Fourth, ass holes need a little attention in the grooming area.

Fifth and probably the most important, it is OK to be a psycho ex (or pretend to be just for the hell of it).

Sixth and the most disgusting, some men like it when you throw up on their cocks.

Seventh and most bizarre, my 10 year old D's is a spawn of Satan because of his blue eyes!

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  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    August 7, 2014 at 9:34 PM
    I learned that being a whore is legal and that we need to respect that shit!!! o_0
  • JDmommyJD
    August 7, 2014 at 9:36 PM
    That not everyone primps their assholes.
  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    August 7, 2014 at 9:37 PM
    That blue eyed people lack souls.
  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    August 7, 2014 at 9:38 PM
    That you shouldn't date someone who makes $20,000 more than you because the upper and lower classes shouldn't mingle.
  • momofthree0429
    August 7, 2014 at 9:39 PM
    Yes, that one just made me scratch my head. Get that thing waxed.

    Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
  • hautemama83
    August 7, 2014 at 9:39 PM
    Stupid is rampant in this place.
  • Anonymous 4
    by Anonymous 4
    August 7, 2014 at 9:39 PM

    I don't remember that one...

    Quoting Anonymous: That blue eyed people lack souls.


  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    August 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM
    Fuck me. I'm suppose to primp that thing? Like bleach, or is there more?

    Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
  • BraydensMama163
    August 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM
    I'm so glad I missed that one.

    Quoting JDmommyJD: That not everyone primps their assholes.
  • Peace.Love.Pink
    August 7, 2014 at 9:40 PM

    I learned that sometimes butthole hair needs to be organized.

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