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TrouserMouse
Umm, I'm old and look like s*** right now. Just stop.
April 1 at 1:22 AM
The cashier guy at the grocery store just hit on me!

Awkward!

He was like, "I don't know if anyone has told you because it has pretty much subsided now, but over the last few months we've had a rash of weirdos bothering women. They only seem to bother the attractive ones, so I thought I'd let you know. If anyone bothers you, you have me, Big Dan...and Mike, he's a black belt."

Me: awkward silence..."Wow, that's crazy. Thanks for letting me know."...more awkward silence...nervous laugh...

Him: I'm not hitting on you or anything. If you were some ugly old crone, I wouldn't say anything."


Omg...that was the weirdest shit ever. Creeper!

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  • JCKitten87
    April 1 at 1:23 AM
    Lol well hmmm
  • AshleyMommi
    April 1 at 1:24 AM
    Creepy, yet flattering.
  • tisha826
    April 1 at 1:25 AM
    Awe he thinks ur purdy;)
  • Torihoney5njn
    April 1 at 1:26 AM
    Best backhanded compliment of the day.
  • TrouserMouse
    April 1 at 1:27 AM
    He has gotten weird with me once before and now I know why. I need to quit the midnight shopping trips.

    Quoting tisha826: Awe he thinks ur purdy;)
  • copperked
    April 1 at 1:28 AM
    Haha cute. "I'm not hitting on you or anything..."
  • over40bride
    April 1 at 1:28 AM

    Awww! LOL

    Just wait till you get the back assed compliments like I've gotten.

    Cashier at gamestop to my DS. "You can tell your mom was hot when she was younger."

    Guy at drive thru looking at my debit card with my pic from 10 years ago. "Damn! you were hot when you were younger" Ummmm thanks? LOL

  • TrouserMouse
    April 1 at 1:29 AM
    That made something that was already awkward increase exponentially in the awkward factor...lol

    Quoting copperked: Haha cute. "I'm not hitting on you or anything..."
  • TrouserMouse
    April 1 at 1:31 AM
    That's like the "you look good for having 5 kids" compliment...lol.

    Quoting over40bride:

    Awww! LOL

    Just wait till you get the back assed compliments like I've gotten.

    Cashier at gamestop to my DS. "You can tell your mom was hot when she was younger."

    Guy at drive thru looking at my debit card with my pic from 10 years ago. "Damn! you were hot when you were younger" Ummmm thanks? LOL

  • AngryBob
    April 1 at 1:31 AM

    it's like one of those daily odd compliment memes

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