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Embarrassing things kids mispronounce.
by Alyia72
October 30, 2013 at 2:57 PM

I think the worst was when my daughter (who's schooled online) was meeting video chat with her teacher and one of my two year olds was watching a leapfrog show on Netflix and the car named axle is on the screen shes screaming all excited asshole asshole over and over and over. I just about died lol because she was trying to say axle but it came out asshole I don't know if she heard she didn't say a word I tried to ignore it because I thought she was saying asshole too until I just saw her do it again when she saw the car and they called him axle.

What are some of the emarassing things your kids have mispronounced?


  • jiffypop2207
    October 30, 2013 at 2:59 PM
    Ds was obsessed with thomas the train when he was little. One of the engines names is Percy, somehow for him it always came out pussy
  • momofhnd
    October 30, 2013 at 3:00 PM
    We were at a restaurant and when the waitress was taking our order ds said my daddy loves hot penis. ( jalapenos)
  • heydooney
    October 30, 2013 at 3:01 PM
    We were at the pet store and my 2yo saw the fish and ran toward them yelling, "BITCH! BITCH!"
  • Retrokitty
    October 30, 2013 at 3:02 PM
    My ain't hasn't said anything embarrassing yet but at work a boy told me "I want to play with cock" I was like what? I eventually found out he was saying chalk but he kept saying cock. Like "don't you just love cock!" "I love playing with cock with you!"
    Oh my god I was so embarrassed and I hoped no one walked in. I told him to stop saying it lol.
    October 30, 2013 at 3:02 PM
    We were going to name our dog Athos but decided afte I asked our then 3 yr old what she thought of it she said ooh asshole is a good name so he became the other muskateer Aramis
  • Ginny410
    October 30, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    My daughter used to love reading the BahBah Black sheep book with my elderly very christian grandmother...but she always said "Gamma, read Bah Bah Black Shit, please!"  My grandmother always turned red and giggled and it embarassed the snot out of me! lol but now its funny!

  • Gypsy.Scribe
    October 30, 2013 at 3:03 PM
    Alice (our dog) was called Ass because dd couldn't say Ls very well.

    Freckle sounded an awful lot like fucker.
  • wickedfiress
    October 30, 2013 at 3:03 PM
    My daughter called Chapstick "lip dick" .. Instead of Lipstick.

    And asked for it all the time. Lol
  • HistoryNutty
    October 30, 2013 at 3:03 PM
    Once we went to the commissary and you could see the flag where I parked and the kiddo shouted "fag!" As loud as she could. I didn't realize she was saying flag until I got out of the car and noticed it was there. I'm just do glad we were still in the car.
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1
    October 30, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    NICKLE pronounces it as Nigg----er

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