Its amazing my kids made it to adulthood, I wanted to hurt them so much. LoL
Once the oldest was throwing such a fit, I lost my temper and threw a body spray bottle at a wall, and it actually stuck in the wall, made a hole, right above her head. We tease each other abour it all the time.
I threaten mine with a sock in the nose all the time. they're 4 and 6 and well versed in the fact that regardless of their transgressions, they are not actually going to actually get said sock in the nose.