If Cafemom was actually Cafemomabama, it's own state where all of the groups are cities.
Welcome to bitch county, grab a shake and an insult at confessionville. Major tourist attractions include the walk of fame, where all the stars of our favorite drama queens will literally burn your shoes off if you step on them. Visit the Wax Museum and get mocked and yelled at by your favorite MC stars! Or, if you're feeling like having some fun, visit the museum of stupidities, and look at all the amazing pictures and artifacts from our most ridiculous members!
Don't forget to visit the hall of mirrors at the post partum body fair this wednesday! Or, watch your friends get brutally assaulted by a barrage of angry negativity pirhanhas after fishing too deep at the compliment waterhole!
Don't forget to grab a map at the local admin office to direct you to even more exciting destinations in Rustic Cafemomabama.
Your turn! If Cafemom were an actual phsyical place, what would it look like to you?
In case there is any question:
For those of you cm'ers located in Alabama, no, there is not a specific reason I chose 'Bama' as a suffix for morer aptly titled 'cafemomland'. It was the first thing to come to mind. I apologize in advance for any hint of bias towards your fair state that I may have expressed. I have never been there, I'm sure it's lovely.