dh is a genius.
Last night we had taco soup for dinner. After everyone went to bed, we decided to do the mommy daddy dance, and since I'm on antihistamine we needed some lube.
Instead of grabbing the KY he spit on my vag and stuck his penis in!! The instant his saliva touched me it started burning, then he pushed it inside me....
I made him stop and I ran to douche to try and rinse any remaining chili pepper that was on me off. My bits are swollen, inside and out this morning but it doesn't burn anymore.
I can't believe he didn't think about that, or brush his teeth for that matter.
So what are some adult mishaps you've had or heard about?
LOL! I'm sorry....
Its funny now, sorta. lol
Quoting Zazayam:LOL! I'm sorry....
Oh no! Well at least he didn't use icy hot as lube....hasn't happened to me, but I've heard of it.
You should have gone anon for this one.
I'm quite sure it sounds funnier then it feels :(
Quoting KanPsMommy:Its funny now, sorta. lolQuoting Zazayam:LOL! I'm sorry....
umm, not washing his hands well enough after hot wings. holeeeeee fuck me.
is this sung to the tune of that alicia keys song?
I'm so sorry, but this is HILARIOUS! LMAO!