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KanPsMommy
OMG my lady bits are on FIRE!!!
August 1, 2013 at 10:57 AM

dh is a genius.

Last night we had taco soup for dinner. After everyone went to bed, we decided to do the mommy daddy dance, and since I'm on antihistamine we needed some lube. 

Instead of grabbing the KY he spit on my vag and stuck his penis in!! The instant his saliva touched me it started burning, then he pushed it inside me....


I made him stop and I ran to douche to try and rinse any remaining chili pepper that was on me off. My bits are swollen, inside and out this morning but it doesn't burn anymore.

I can't believe he didn't think about that, or brush his teeth for that matter.


So what are some adult mishaps you've had or heard about? 

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  • Zazayam
    by Zazayam
    August 1, 2013 at 10:58 AM

    LOL! I'm sorry....

  • KanPsMommy
    August 1, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    Its funny now, sorta. lol

    Quoting Zazayam:

    LOL! I'm sorry....


  • lanceandhailey
    August 1, 2013 at 11:00 AM

     Oh no! Well at least he didn't use icy hot as lube....hasn't happened to me, but I've heard of it.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    August 1, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    You should have gone anon for this one.

  • ss_mom_of_four
    August 1, 2013 at 11:00 AM
    Omg that sucks for you but is funny sorry! Any time my so gets over excited and just spits and sticks I'm sore and swollen for like 2 days...it sucks
  • Zazayam
    by Zazayam
    August 1, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    I'm quite sure it sounds funnier then it feels :(

    Quoting KanPsMommy:

    Its funny now, sorta. lol

    Quoting Zazayam:

    LOL! I'm sorry....



  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    August 1, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    umm, not washing his hands well enough after hot wings.  holeeeeee fuck me.

  • psychessun
    August 1, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    is this sung to the tune of that alicia keys song?

  • SyllabaryBisque
    August 1, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    I'm so sorry, but this is HILARIOUS! LMAO! 

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    August 1, 2013 at 11:03 AM
    We used warming lube once. Big mistake!!!!

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