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My husband has a strange rash on his penis
by Anonymous
July 27, 2013 at 7:59 AM
This started the other day. I've never doubted his loyalty and devotion to me before but it's hard not to when he has strange bumps turning into blisters on his penis shaft. He went to the dr yesterday and it turns out its poison ivy. I feel so bad for being so cold to him and doubting his loyalty. I've been trying to make it up to him since apologizing for my behavior. Was I wrong? Any ideas on something I should do to make it up to him?

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  • michelles89
    July 27, 2013 at 8:01 AM
    How do you get poison ivy there?!
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    July 27, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    wow, I'd do the same thing though... If my SO came home and said his penis was itchy, had a rash and blisters I would assume he contracted some STD as well.... I know he would never cheat but having something like that on a penis is an odd place lol.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    July 27, 2013 at 8:02 AM
    Where you in the room when the doctor said it was poison ivy?

    If not I'd still be touching that thing with a 10ft pole and a ski mask...
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    July 27, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    I assume it was on his hands and he went to pee and held his penis lol (I'm not the original poster... just my theory lol)

    Quoting michelles89:

    How do you get poison ivy there?!


  • funlovinlady
    July 27, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Funny, my dh had poison ivy on his privates & that was my first thought when I got to bumps into blisters.

    You were wrong but you're a woman we often jump to conclusions. Apologize, make him his favorite meal & leave it at that. He can choose to accept it or not.

  • MamaRae85
    July 27, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Well, not with sex, I'd imagine.

  • Mammacra
    July 27, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Men pee in the woods all the time!  I get poison ivy even if I look at it!  

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    July 27, 2013 at 8:04 AM
    He doesn't normally react to poison ivy but the dr said the akin is more sensitive there. He must've gone to the bathroom while gardening without washing his hands first.

    Quoting michelles89:

    How do you get poison ivy there?!
  • MamaRae85
    July 27, 2013 at 8:04 AM

    Buy him some chocolate, get him a new movie or video game (if he likes that stuff, of course), and grovel. I think that's about all you can do.

    I'm glad, in a weird way, that it's poison ivy. Hubby remains faithful and true! :D

  • momto3boys85
    July 27, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    Yikes, sounds uncomfortable to poison ivy on your privates but sounds like a legit reason, peeing in the woods, you grab it with your hands if your a dude and the poison ivy was on your hands is now on your penis. ouch. 

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