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LisaSmock
just woke my husband up funny as hell
July 25, 2013 at 4:52 AM

HaHA  we are in bed and he's asleep. I cant sleep because there is a freaking huge fly in the room buzzing around, and its buzzing close to my head because of the light on my nightstand. So anyways its just bzzbzzzbzz. But that little #*&^ didn't know about me because no fly has ever lived to tell. Im a frakin fly hit-man.  So i watch and w8 for it to land on the wall or anywhere but my lamp. But this was a smart fly it kept landing on my lamp. I love that lamp. then HA it landed on the wall i picked up the paper and yelled "DIE F__er" (been pissing me off for like 30min) My husband sat str8 up in the bed rooking around haha he thought the house was getting broken into or something  hahahaha  i know its messed up but i love freaking him out  haha 

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