Mom Confessions

almondpigeon
i'm getting really worried about my 4 yo *added pic*
July 2, 2013 at 10:42 AM

i walked in on him in the bathroom --- he was butt naked.  

"what are you doing?"

"i'm pooping!"

"okay....so why are you naked?"

"I SAID I'M POOPING!!!!"

weird, but whatever.  then we had this little conversation

"i want some orange juice, please"

"oh, shoot, we're out....want apple juice instead?"

"no.  i want orange juice"

"yeah, i got that...but we're out.  there's apple juice, milk or water"

"orange juice"

"son....."

"orange juice"

"we don't have any"

"orange juice"

--that went on for like 5 minutes.  here's the kicker

"hey, go make sure your bedroom is picked up so i can sweep & mop in there"

"which bedroom?"

"the only bedroom you have"

"the one where i sleep?"

please, someone tell me that you have similar conversations with your kids.  

this is my favorite pic of him....how can i argue with that little face?

Replies

  • LaughCryLive
    July 2, 2013 at 10:45 AM
    I had to tell my 6 yr old not to tickle the dogs penis. O.o

    She dropped something on the floor and went to pick it up but couldn't grab it right off. Unfortunately the dog was laying right there and it landed literally right next to his penis.
  • TiffanyRose06
    July 2, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    My 4 yo likes to get naked when he poops. His reasoning is he doesn't want the toilet water to splash up on his shirt.

    I don't know about the rest of it though

  • twade26
    by twade26
    July 2, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    LOL that sounds like my 3yo.

  • MamaDee83
    July 2, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    My son poops naked, too. Idk? He's about the same age, he's 5 now... I think it's just kids being kids :)

  • FIREFOX1336
    July 2, 2013 at 10:51 AM
    My dh and son both poop naked... I think it's a man thing.
  • brandydesiree
    July 2, 2013 at 10:53 AM
    My DS is 6, and he poops naked.
  • almondpigeon
    July 2, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    really?  that's so funny to me.  i've never noticed that he does it.  he did leave his socks on, which made it even stranger -- especially since he's wearing one "no show" sock and one knee sock. 


    Quoting FIREFOX1336:

    My dh and son both poop naked... I think it's a man thing.



  • samurai_chica
    July 2, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    I'm not understanding how you think this is weird...

    Seems like normal child behavior to me...

  • N_maricle
    July 2, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Yep. Crazy kiddos!

  • Tallmomma
    July 2, 2013 at 10:56 AM
    It sounds like he feels comfortable in the bathroom - enough to be naked in there!
    Don't worry sounds like he is just having fun including the back-and-forth talking. He may like your reactions to the questions.

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