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So.Ill.Mama
Sooo... I have this SERIOUS NEED to answer a "call" from Mother Nature, but can't. Wanna see/know why???
June 18, 2013 at 7:25 AM

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For fear that this precious 'Sleeping Beauty' (aka: my lard-butt dog, Darla..) might be disturbed from her peaceful slumber...

Awwwww........... *le oogle over the sweet, sleeping baby...*






Okay, really, dog....I've SERIOUSLY "Gotta Go"... and I'm *fairly certain* that I am on the brink of *quite possibly* thirsting to death.... =\



But she's soooo CUUUTTE and peaceful and sweet and cuddly and loveable and........ Yeah... she's fixing to get the MESS disturbed out of her "peaceful slumber," cuz she weighs a freaking TON and I REALLY has to potty for reals and stuff now, lol...

Just thought I'd share how my morning is going thus far with y'all... ;-)


ETA:

I'll be back later to chit-chat, girls.... i gotta run to a friend's house real quick... ttyl! =)

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  • Fjamrkr
    by Fjamrkr
    June 18, 2013 at 7:29 AM

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    This is why I can't get up.

    I also have to pee. :(
  • So.Ill.Mama
    June 18, 2013 at 7:30 AM

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    Here's another picture before she moved to her position in the picture in the OP...


    It's all good, though... not like i was trying to oh, I dunno... sleep or BREATHE or anything.... As long as *you're* comfy, Darla...that's what the IMPORTANT thing is, you know.... ;-)
  • So.Ill.Mama
    June 18, 2013 at 7:32 AM
    Awwww!! SQUISHY BABY CHEEKS!! I don't blame you, I wouldn't disturb that sweet baby, either! =) ♡♡


    Quoting Fjamrkr:

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    This is why I can't get up.



    I also have to pee. :(

  • Fjamrkr
    by Fjamrkr
    June 18, 2013 at 7:33 AM
    I'm considering just laying her on the floor.

    Rude little turd woke me up at 5am.


    Quoting So.Ill.Mama:

    Awwww!! SQUISHY BABY CHEEKS!! I don't blame you, I wouldn't disturb that sweet baby, either! =) ♡♡




    Quoting Fjamrkr:

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    This is why I can't get up.





    I also have to pee. :(


  • Fjamrkr
    by Fjamrkr
    June 18, 2013 at 7:34 AM
    A d then pooped through 4 diapers.
  • kaiyahsmommy
    June 18, 2013 at 7:34 AM

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    Here's my situation and her sister plays soccer with my bladder so I've gotta go!!! lol
  • So.Ill.Mama
    June 18, 2013 at 7:39 AM
    Oh, I can't say that i miss those days even a teeny TINY bit, lol! My youngest will be 3 yr old Nov. 8, so she's (along with the older 3) beyond all o' that for the *most* part lol

    I say slide her (gently! carefully!)to the floor, Mama... you've definitely earned your potty break, imo lol ;-)

    Just remember: NEVER wake a sleeping baby!! ;-)


    Quoting Fjamrkr:

    A d then pooped through 4 diapers.

  • So.Ill.Mama
    June 18, 2013 at 7:43 AM
    Uh-oh! I think your situation might be a tad bit bigger than mine and the other lady's... as in, LONGER, lol ;-)

    I've nearly mastered the art of sliding out from underneath my kids after they've passed out on top of me... doing it while pregnant IS quite a bit trickier, though. ;-)


    Quoting kaiyahsmommy:

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    Here's my situation and her sister plays soccer with my bladder so I've gotta go!!! lol

  • Fjamrkr
    by Fjamrkr
    June 18, 2013 at 9:18 AM
    She's never done that before. I changed her when we got up and I heard her poop. I was like "I know this game. I'm waiting." Ten minutes go by without more poop so I think it's safe. As soon as I change her again, I hear more poop.
    "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME."
    So I changed her again. Just to hear her poop one more time.


    Quoting So.Ill.Mama:

    Oh, I can't say that i miss those days even a teeny TINY bit, lol! My youngest will be 3 yr old Nov. 8, so she's (along with the older 3) beyond all o' that for the *most* part lol



    I say slide her (gently! carefully!)to the floor, Mama... you've definitely earned your potty break, imo lol ;-)



    Just remember: NEVER wake a sleeping baby!! ;-)




    Quoting Fjamrkr:

    A d then pooped through 4 diapers.


  • mom2ljh
    by mom2ljh
    June 18, 2013 at 9:21 AM
    Awww, your pooch is adorable.

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