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Proper names for "private parts"?
May 19, 2013 at 12:48 AM
Do you teach your children the proper names for their's? I've been talking to DS (3) about the other name for his "peepee". He's now in the bath yelling "penis...PENIS...PEENIS...PEEENNNIISSS!" I think this may have backfired a little lol

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  • An0nym0use
    May 19, 2013 at 12:54 AM
    Yep.
    Proper names here.
  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    May 19, 2013 at 12:56 AM


    I worked with a guy like this. He actually brought a 4yo up to me and goes "Tell Miss _____ what you just said to me!" I turn to the girl, expecting to hear the "F" word at the very least; and she goes "Mr. (guys name) farted!!" and burst into giggles. I sent her away and asked him what he thought she said and he goes "I thought that was a bad word! I've never heard of that word in my life. What does it mean?" I then had to explain to a grown man what farting was. In his defence he grew up in Scotland, but still - awkward

    Quoting LoveNaCupcake:

    Hahaha I dated a guy who wasnt allowed to say fart, they called it fluffing. like WTF? O.o


    Quoting Jennyanne322:

    We use penis and vagina. I had a friend in college that called her vagina a tutu. I was not allowing that to happen.





  • LntLckrsCmQut
    May 19, 2013 at 12:56 AM
    Yes. Pet names are stupid.
  • ame85
    by ame85
    May 19, 2013 at 12:58 AM
    My niece calls her vulva a tootie. I find it a bit weird but whatever. My DD calls it her privates or vagina and butt. If (God forbid) someone inappropriately touches her I want her to be able to verbalize it. It happened to me, it could happen to her.
  • LoveNaCupcake
    May 19, 2013 at 12:59 AM

    hahaha! Yeah, this guys family was a little off (still are!) It didn't last long between us, I mean it's hard to take a guy seriously when he's like "oh! excuse me, I just fluffed" >.> Yeah, that's not awkward!


    Quoting Anonymous:


    I worked with a guy like this. He actually brought a 4yo up to me and goes "Tell Miss _____ what you just said to me!" I turn to the girl, expecting to hear the "F" word at the very least; and she goes "Mr. (guys name) farted!!" and burst into giggles. I sent her away and asked him what he thought she said and he goes "I thought that was a bad word! I've never heard of that word in my life. What does it mean?" I then had to explain to a grown man what farting was. In his defence he grew up in Scotland, but still - awkward

    Quoting LoveNaCupcake:

    Hahaha I dated a guy who wasnt allowed to say fart, they called it fluffing. like WTF? O.o


    Quoting Jennyanne322:

    We use penis and vagina. I had a friend in college that called her vagina a tutu. I was not allowing that to happen.







  • Jennyanne322
    May 19, 2013 at 12:59 AM
    Lmao. Fluffing is oral given to a male porn star between takes, to maintain a hard on.

    Quoting LoveNaCupcake:

    Hahaha I dated a guy who wasnt allowed to say fart, they called it fluffing. like WTF? O.o



    Quoting Jennyanne322:

    We use penis and vagina. I had a friend in college that called her vagina a tutu. I was not allowing that to happen.




  • LoveNaCupcake
    May 19, 2013 at 1:00 AM


    Hahaha well when you're a homeschooled sheltered kid who isn't allowed out into the world, fluffing is the little "poof" your butt makes lmao!

    Quoting Jennyanne322:

    Lmao. Fluffing is oral given to a male porn star between takes, to maintain a hard on.

    Quoting LoveNaCupcake:

    Hahaha I dated a guy who wasnt allowed to say fart, they called it fluffing. like WTF? O.o



    Quoting Jennyanne322:

    We use penis and vagina. I had a friend in college that called her vagina a tutu. I was not allowing that to happen.






  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    May 19, 2013 at 1:01 AM
    Penis.

    There was a post not too long ago about a little girl being molested. It went unnoticed for a while because she said "hit my potty" and they didnt realize what she meant. Sad..
  • Anonymous 4
    by Anonymous 4
    May 19, 2013 at 1:01 AM

    We have always taught proper names. I remember when my 4 year old daughter heard vagina (blah to those of you who want to say vulva, I tell her vagina....no need to correct me on that, or tell me I am screwing her up) she looked at me and said "mama, that is a funny word". Lol

  • Anonymous 5
    by Anonymous 5
    May 19, 2013 at 1:02 AM

    He knows the proper names for them, but we also have silly names for them, my mom calls a vagina a pikachu, and a penis, a goo goo! LOL!

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