Dh was being a super jerk for no reason tonight, so I told him I was going to take a shower. Well, he fell sleep on the couch while I was showering. I'm not going to wake him up. I turned the a/c down to 60 and carefully took off his pants (he's an extremely hard sleeper). All of the throw blankets are in the dryer, so the only blanket is the comforter on our bed. I'm laid up in our king sized bed warm and toasty with the door locked. He will get you sleep in the living room and freeze. I'm sick of him having a shitty day and coming home acting like it's my fault he had a shitty day..
Eta update: he came to bed at about 4 am (yes, I let him in). He didn't say anything. Just snuggled and went to sleep. Well, I got up this morning and went to the bathroom. He hid my tampons. Touche dh, touche.. Lol.
Also, I want to add that this was all in good fun and not done out of anger. It's just how we are together. We have a sense of humor. It's fun.