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If you buy sandals
by Anonymous
April 18, 2013 at 2:22 AM

if they are blue then you fail.

if they are yellow then you pass.

if they are orange you fail

if they are green you pass.

if they are zebra then you get an average and also a martini.

do you think that slippers are more comfortable or sandals?

I like the hotel sandals. I'm thinking about having our honeymoon there.

perhaps tonight it might be time for some tea? would you want to have some with me? what kind would you like?

I also have some snacks if you would like...

but just whatever you do DONT turn into a purple panda bear. I hate those things.

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  • Supervane
    April 18, 2013 at 2:24 AM
    Was this a poem?
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    April 18, 2013 at 2:24 AM

    of course I could always rent an orangatang for our wedding, but i'd also have to rent him a tux... i'm not sure if this will all be  covered on my discover card, perhaps if i fed the orangatang some orange juice, he could just build himself a tux with all the extra energy he would have absorbed.

  • usmchoney
    April 18, 2013 at 2:26 AM
    I have black sandals to make my feet look skinny ;-)
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    April 18, 2013 at 2:26 AM

    no seriously tho, I need some bananas, can anyone loan me some bananas?! 

  • katemckenzie
    April 18, 2013 at 2:26 AM

    And when the lizards attack, you could probably get yourself a few white roses to brush your teeth with. That is, if the marshmallows don't eat them first.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    April 18, 2013 at 2:27 AM


    you pass and you may also have a cookie. but only if you promise not to turn purple!

    Quoting usmchoney:

    I have black sandals to make my feet look skinny ;-)



  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    April 18, 2013 at 2:39 AM
    I am not leaving without some bananas
  • RadnRem
    by RadnRem
    April 18, 2013 at 2:41 AM

    Mobile Photo

    Here's your nanner
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    April 18, 2013 at 2:44 AM

    thank you that is exactly the kind of nana i was looking for.


    Quoting RadnRem:

    Mobile Photo

    Here's your nanner



  • SAMI_JO
    by SAMI_JO
    April 18, 2013 at 2:48 AM

     Eating a bowl of corn flakes

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