me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant.
i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot.
i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!
Ok, the first thing you gotta do is get the morning after pill, there's a special one you can buy at the Chinese fish market. Once you get there look for a guy named Cheng-gong, just tell him i sent you and he'll take care of you. He's really helped me out of a couple jams (gotta thing for marine animals dh dosen't know about). If that dosen't work msg me, you have other options.