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My tiny panooch is really sore. TMI
by Anonymous
March 30, 2013 at 12:43 AM

My husband and I have been together for 17 years.  In a typical week, we have sex once or twice.  So far this week, Monday to Friday, we have had sex seven times.  He quit smoking and I think his drive is really up because of it.  I am enjoying the benefits, but I think I am going to have to cut him off for the rest of the weekend so I can heal a little bit.  Any ideas on how to relieve this?

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  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    March 30, 2013 at 4:43 AM
    I have no idea but good luck!
  • saralovely129
    March 30, 2013 at 4:46 AM

    Ibuprofen !?

  • Supervane
    March 30, 2013 at 4:46 AM
    Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized
  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    March 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM

    My husband does that, and I am thinking please no more! Lol. I love it, but damn. Just sitting, maybe a warm bath, and honestly, massaging down there seems to help, but taking a couple of days off seems to be the magic. 

  • Mrs.Pedro
    March 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM
    Taking it easy is all I know. Just give it a day or two of rest by doing other fun things :)
  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    March 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM


    Quoting Supervane:

    Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized

    I'm thinking that was a figure of speech. Lol

    I mean, but who knows what average is for a vagina. They stretch and tighten so vastly, it would be hard to say...

  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    March 30, 2013 at 4:48 AM


    Quoting saralovely129:

    Ibuprofen !?

    Yes, actually this helps too. 

  • Supervane
    March 30, 2013 at 4:49 AM
    Maybe but it was to much to resist and not "poke"fun


    Quoting Anonymous:


    Quoting Supervane:

    Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized

    I'm thinking that was a figure of speech. Lol

    I mean, but who knows what average is for a vagina. They stretch and tighten so vastly, it would be hard to say...


  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    March 30, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    It's actually from a parody song by Carlos Mencia called, "It's Hard Out Here For A Midget Whore".  Personally, my vagina is average, the line just makes me giggle and I thought it would make a fun title for my post.

    Quoting Supervane:

    Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized


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