I can't freakin stand this brat! **ETA**

[Anonymous]

My 4 yo dd is such a little bitch. She gets up in the morning and pinches me til I wake up. She spits out her cereal on the floor and hits me when I get her dressed and that's just the beginning!! I can't wait until dh gets home in the evenings so she can be his problem. I can't stand being a sahm but we can't afford daycare costs in NYC. I can't wait til she starts school so she can learn that people in life won't put up with her selfish shit! FML!!!

***TROLL***
(Thank you for being here) 

[ReaIisticBeauty]

Yes he does.

Quoting Anonymous:

Then again, your 2 yo doesn't have a bed.

Quoting ReaIisticBeauty:

Wow I'm going through the exact same thing with my 2 year old but I would never call him out his name.

Quoting Anonymous:

I spank her and she hits me back and she just screams and cries like a crybaby. Makes me sick. She's so attention seeking

Quoting terpmama:

And you do what, when she's doing these things?

[ajrjj05]

Sounds like she needs a good ass beating!

[cerainwondrland]

So take everything.out of her room. Except the bed...until she can behave

Quoting Anonymous:

If she goes in her room she runs into walls and breaks shit! She's a fucking terror

[Bero2007]

Here's an idea. Be a parent. Learn to control your damn child. Society will not turn her into a sweet girl. 

[LucyHarper]

Really hoping this is a joke. Otherwise, you seriously need parenting classes. Lesson number one, don't call your kids curse words. Your four year old daughter is not a "bitch" or a "crybaby", shes a child. If you don't like her behavior, teach her otherwise in a constructive manner, that doesn't mean screaming, cursing, or spanking her for everything she does. If she spits out her cereal, she cleans it up and breakfast is over. If she hits, she goes to timeout, needs to get herself dressed, and loses a privaledge for the day. 

[Anonymous 56]

Having fun, OP?

[Anonymous 1 - Original Poster]

I was surprised but intrigued to see how many women were inclined to help me and advise me instead of bad-mom-shaming me. Almost as though they cared more about my dd getting parented properly instead of an obviously mentally-ill parent being ridiculed.

[Anonymous 57]

Don't put up with it. Take all of her toys away. She can have a bed and food and that's it until she can behave herself. 

[Anonymous 58]

wow hate your daughter much

[luvmymunchkins3]

Lol thats funny i do that to my son when he use to jump on my couch after nothing else worked. Started spraying him with water lol

Quoting sampson200:

Spray bottle.

Works every time.