Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.
1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!
The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?