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What Are The Worst Pick Up Lines You've Gotten?
by Anonymous
March 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM
Last night I went out with one of my brothers. I haven't gone out in almost 6 months so I was dragged. We're sitting on the patio with all of his friends and a few guys come up to me and ask if they could buy me a drink (which was ballsy considering I was surrounded by a ton of guys) when I'd say no thanks it was like an invitation for stupid pick up lines! These are some that were heaved at me last night.

1) You want to go halves on a baby with me?
O_o
2) Your eyes are like stars! They light up my night.
3) You've gotta let me buy you a drink! You're the peanut to my butter!

The one that made my brother get involved...
4) You like carnival games don't you? (He didn't let me answer with No) I've gotta a game! You sit on my face and I guess your weight! WTF?

Tell me yours!

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  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    March 10, 2013 at 10:46 PM
    Bump!
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    March 10, 2013 at 10:46 PM
    Bump!
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    March 10, 2013 at 10:50 PM
    I can't be the only one to get crap pick up lines!
  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    March 10, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    Do you want to have kids?

    One day.

    Do you want to practice?

  • SRUsarahSC
    March 10, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    Are you from a spaceship because your ass is out of this world or some such nonsense. It was so horrid I visibly cringed.

  • Amybelle
    March 10, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    "gotten", huh?

  • alleycat_2
    March 10, 2013 at 10:51 PM
    They were pretty ballsy. I hear pick up lines from dh. Its keep things fun between us.
  • Petyonsmommy
    March 10, 2013 at 10:52 PM
    I never get hit on so I'm no help lol
  • marinesweetie
    March 10, 2013 at 10:54 PM
    "Hi my names kentucky and you can call me any time" (because my name is georgia), and it worked! We have been together 6yrs this month and married 5 this past november.
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    March 10, 2013 at 10:54 PM
    Lol! Yea. With the games one my jaw dropped. I didn't know what to say! I don't understand why these guys use them! Do any of them actually work?! Lol


    Quoting SRUsarahSC:

    Are you from a spaceship because your ass is out of this world or some such nonsense. It was so horrid I visibly cringed.


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