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S*** my teenagers say
by Anonymous
March 1, 2013 at 8:46 AM

"oh my god"

"are you serious?"

"really?" or "oh my god, really?"

"whatever"

"honey badger don't care"

"she was like yada ya so he was like yada yada ya and they were like yaa"

"is that a joke?"

"mom stop"

"mom i can't do the dishes i have so much homework to do" *as she sits at the computer--not doing homework*

"ain't nobody got time for that"

Replies

  • NoahandEliza
    March 1, 2013 at 9:05 AM
    I don't have my own teen, but my 15 year old niece stays with us Sunday night-Friday morning....

    "dude" everytime she addresses anyone.

    "nuh-uhhh" in a whiney tone.

    "ugh. you just don't GET it"
  • AFWifeNMom
    March 1, 2013 at 9:10 AM
    My 14 to neice says

    "Cool story bro"
    "I will punch you in the throat"(she is obviously joking and we are workin on this)
    "Seriously"
    "FML"

    Ugh, the way teens talks...

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