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why do men take such long s***s
by Anonymous
February 21, 2013 at 11:35 AM
I don't know if it's just me but it is so annoying when my boyfriend takes 20 to 30 minutes to take a shit then to jump in the shower and take another 30 minutes and then another 30 minutes to get ready. How slow can they get.? I feel like with all us mothers do we get ready quick. Why are some men so slow. I feel like he does it on purpose. So he doesnt have to deal with any of our kids. Sorry if i sound selfish but if i took that long my kids would be knocking every 5 mins. Rant over.

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  • happinessforyou
    February 21, 2013 at 11:36 AM

    They do it to avoid us and the kids.... duh....

  • VannaMae307
    February 21, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    I have a theory that it's because they can without pressure. I can shit like, record times because I know if I sit too long, something is going to be broken or spilled or whatever by the time I get out.

    Men are just like, meh. I'll clean it up later, my massive dump takes priority at the mo.

  • Anonymous 2
    by Anonymous 2
    February 21, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    Tell you husband you have to be somewhere an hour before you actually do. Then, let him go through his ritual and when he's done, tell him to help you with the kids. If he can't get away with it anymore he'll stop.

  • HippiePotPie279
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    a lot of men don't eat properly...which causes them to have troubles in the shitter. Or maybe he is avoiding you and the kids, like you said. Either way...damn...he's in the bathroom for christ's sake. Leave him be. 

  • Anonymous 3
    by Anonymous 3
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    glad it's not just my hubby lol i know he reads or plays game on his phone while he shits (GROSS!!) Sometimes it'll be like 40 minutes and i knock on the door making sure he's still a live in there. Turns out he's been done taking a crap for like 20 minutes but got caught up in his game or w/e and forgot he was on the shitter...ummm reallly???? 

  • CutieCrab
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

     When my DF needs to poop, it takes him like 5 seconds. LOL.

  • bigmessylife
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM
    Angry birds
  • almondpigeon
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    my husband does it too!  i was starting to get worried about it until i realized he sits there playing angry birds.  men are kind of crazy, didn't you know???

  • HippiePotPie279
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    god this made me laugh....

    Quoting VannaMae307:

    I have a theory that it's because they can without pressure. I can shit like, record times because I know if I sit too long, something is going to be broken or spilled or whatever by the time I get out.

    Men are just like, meh. I'll clean it up later, my massive dump takes priority at the mo.


  • Anonymous 4
    by Anonymous 4
    February 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    OMG when you find out please let me know!! My DH is in there forever!! And he goes like 4 to 5 times a day lol. 

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