Mom Confessions
"Suck your husband's dick or I WILL!" I've got some really classy neighbors, let me tell 'ya. The gal next door lets her husband's ex-gf come hangout with them, but sometimes their BBQs end in drunken fights. My fave was over a year ago when she chased his truck down the street hollering "I'm gonna divorce the shit out of you".
I know the weather is gorgeous right now in AZ, but I've got to stop leaving my windows open!
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So did someone say that to you or how does "....or I will" come into play? -
I heard the ex screaming that to the wife after the wife told her to go home.
Quoting LisaSmock:
So did someone say that to you or how does "....or I will" come into play? -
That's awesome lol
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wow
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yikes lol
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Yum, BBQ. Thanks for that.
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Sounds entertaining..... -
You got neighbors about as classy as mine. lol
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Where do you live???? My sister told me I need to suck my husband when I told her I don't like to so I don't. My husband is ok with it. He never ask me to do it. He likes them but he agrees he would not want a dick in his mouth. My sister said she feels sorry for my husband and I need to treat him better. I said " you want his dick sucked so bad suck it" not a real offer. But I would never yell anything like that.
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i'm gonna divorce the shit outta you -- that has me cracking up for some reason.