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jacked up valentines:-(
by Anonymous
February 14, 2013 at 6:19 PM
They stole my purse. Then I found my purse EVERYTHING was intact except for my cash and ATM card. Sheesh they left ins cards the walgreens card and ofcourse my safeway card. Had to leave for work before I no had time to find. Cancled hair apt. & trip to the store for the midgets v-day tooth wreckers. I come home to search some more with gma! Gotta love the moms, anyhoo woopie in the couch where daddy told me to look. So then DHs boss said oh, btw one more stop for you (2hrs away). Needless to say the whole night is fucked.
Happy Valentines day everyone!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 6:30 PM
    I think I got it... Correct me if I'm wrong but her purse was stolen, possibly by midget children. She had to cancel her hair appointment and couldn't buy her children (who are the midgets) candy to wreck their teeth. She went home to look for her lost money with grandma and dh made her look in the couch where all she found was a whoopy cushion. Dh's boss said you have to make a stop 2 hours away so her night is fucked up but she wishes us a happy Valentine's day...

    Am I right? Am im? Am I? If so its because my sister sometimes speaks stupid too.
  • amy1will
    February 14, 2013 at 6:30 PM
    I'm so confussed.
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 6:30 PM
    There is no fucking way that autocorrect and typing on a phone jacked that up as badly as you claim it did. I'm on a phone, FFS. You just enjoy looking and sounding like a fucking idiot. Or maybe you're high instead of drunk.

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Not drunk.......yet.

    Im mobile so texting blows.

    Kids (midgets) lost my bank card on a very important spending day.

    GMA (the kids grandma) found it right where dh told me to lool at 5:00am when I was trying to get ready for work. There too bad I cant have you edit...




    Quoting Anonymous:

    This post is so all over the place I can't make heads or tails out of it. Wtf are you on about? What were you looking for? Daddy told you what was in the couch?







    Are you drunk?

  • pudgepocalypse
    February 14, 2013 at 6:30 PM
    Why was your purse in their reach?

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Not drunk.......yet.

    Im mobile so texting blows.

    Kids (midgets) lost my bank card on a very important spending day.

    GMA (the kids grandma) found it right where dh told me to lool at 5:00am when I was trying to get ready for work. There too bad I cant have you edit...




    Quoting Anonymous:

    This post is so all over the place I can't make heads or tails out of it. Wtf are you on about? What were you looking for? Daddy told you what was in the couch?







    Are you drunk?

  • ErikaRobin
    February 14, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    Hey now.  It's hard to type with your face.  Especially when you have to push those teeny little buttons.  Give her a break.  ;)

    Quoting Anonymous:

    There is no fucking way that autocorrect and typing on a phone jacked that up as badly as you claim it did. I'm on a phone, FFS. You just enjoy looking and sounding like a fucking idiot. Or maybe you're high instead of drunk.

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Not drunk.......yet.

    Im mobile so texting blows.

    Kids (midgets) lost my bank card on a very important spending day.

    GMA (the kids grandma) found it right where dh told me to lool at 5:00am when I was trying to get ready for work. There too bad I cant have you edit...




    Quoting Anonymous:

    This post is so all over the place I can't make heads or tails out of it. Wtf are you on about? What were you looking for? Daddy told you what was in the couch?







    Are you drunk?


  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 6:35 PM
    Why not fuckin b...or c...?


    Quoting Christywf:



  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 6:35 PM
    LMAO Fair enough. She needs to watch, though. She can't afford to lose many more brain cells.

    Quoting ErikaRobin:

    Hey now.  It's hard to type with your face.  Especially when you have to push those teeny little buttons.  Give her a break.  ;)

    Quoting Anonymous:

    There is no fucking way that autocorrect and typing on a phone jacked that up as badly as you claim it did. I'm on a phone, FFS. You just enjoy looking and sounding like a fucking idiot. Or maybe you're high instead of drunk.



    Quoting Anonymous:

    Not drunk.......yet.


    Im mobile so texting blows.


    Kids (midgets) lost my bank card on a very important spending day.


    GMA (the kids grandma) found it right where dh told me to lool at 5:00am when I was trying to get ready for work. There too bad I cant have you edit...







    Quoting Anonymous:

    This post is so all over the place I can't make heads or tails out of it. Wtf are you on about? What were you looking for? Daddy told you what was in the couch?









    Are you drunk?



  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 6:35 PM
    Confused
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    February 14, 2013 at 7:01 PM
    Super everything was right except the part about when where and how lol. I wasmt real.specific anyhoo so thats better than mine


    Quoting Anonymous:

    I think I got it... Correct me if I'm wrong but her purse was stolen, possibly by midget children. She had to cancel her hair appointment and couldn't buy her children (who are the midgets) candy to wreck their teeth. She went home to look for her lost money with grandma and dh made her look in the couch where all she found was a whoopy cushion. Dh's boss said you have to make a stop 2 hours away so her night is fucked up but she wishes us a happy Valentine's day...

    Am I right? Am im? Am I? If so its because my sister sometimes speaks stupid too.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    February 14, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    One more time, in English.

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