What are some bash worthy things YOUR mom did?

[kitchen.ninja]

My mom did heroin and smoked cigarettes while pregnant.

She bought my friends and I cigarettes when we were teens. Well my friends would pay her for theirs but she bought mine.

What about your mom?

[numonestunar]

Smoked.

[Anonymous 1]

Breastfed me while driving lol

[Anonymous 2]

My mom smoked while pregnant.Us kids rode in the back of a pick up truck (with camper shell) frequently. She had affairs and told me all about it.

[kitchen.ninja]

OMG! How did she do that?

Quoting Anonymous:

Breastfed me while driving lol

[Johariz]

Nothing. Well, unless you want to count shopping at thrift stores for our clothes sometimes.

[JenieceMojica]

We didnt have carseats after a certain age

[Anonymous 3]

My lied to me about my real dad for 13 years.didn't find about him until she was tired of raising me alone.

[kitchen.ninja]

I had a friend whose mom would have her drive her ( we were 15 and she unlicensed) to her mom's bf house. We would get to keep the car so my friends dad ( mmo's dh) would think she was with us taking us to the mall or wherever.

Oddly enough the mom and dad are still married. Mom dumped the be eventually.

Quoting Anonymous:

My mom smoked while pregnant.Us kids rode in the back of a pick up truck (with camper shell) frequently. She had affairs and told me all about it.

[model1000mom]

my mother put all 4 of us siblings in the backseat without searbelts or carseats in her 1969 Nova SS...those were the days

[me-n-mygirls]

married the man who kidnapped me.
called me a liar when I said he was molesting me.
allowed and watched him beat and choke me.
stayed with him after she found out he raped his own daughter.
and ssSOOOOO much more.