Mom Confessions
Personally, I don't like porn. It grosses me out. But, the last few years have been really stressful, and our sex life has been practically non-existent. Dh and I want to get back in the groove, but we're having trouble. I guess I'm kind of looking for him to sweep me off my feet and I think he forgot how. So... I told him to go watch some porn to get some ideas on what to do for me or even just movie clips. He looked excited. Lol
ETA- WHY is everyone assuming I'm looking for dh to romance me????? I'm not!!! I'm looking for a good freaking time. Let's get freaky is basically what I'm saying.
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What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet. -
When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.
Quoting MsMcWithey:
What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.
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Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-) -
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Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.
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What makes everyone think I'm looking for romance???? LOL
Quoting frzmamaof4:
Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)
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I admire your dedication to solving the problem, but I wonder if the solution to the problem won't just add fuel to the fire.
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Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.
Quoting Anonymous:
Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.
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And then you complain that he watches porn more than wanting to sleep with you. Your fault of course for sending him off to it.
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You just want a good bang? If so, I understand. :)
Quoting Anonymous:
What makes everyone think I'm looking for romance???? LOL
Quoting frzmamaof4:
Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)