I just found dried semen

[Anonymous]

 In my belly button. Yay?

[Momof3smoochies]

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Quoting sandra_t00:

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 I wiped down, but not well enough, I guess.

Quoting i.love.my.life:

Don't you clean up afterwards?

 

[Anonymous]

Ok then...

[Country_Momma89]

*Barf*

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

 Oh, good call! Maybe I should douche my belly button, or wash it with coke and aspirin?

Quoting addiecakesmommy:

Don't get pregnant.

 

[Fields456]

I hate when that happens! Now I triple check before I get out of the shower

[Anonymous]

Ffs

[Mamabear010]

Quoting LCG83:

Yes I realize how lame that was ^^^^

..and yet i smiled. Guess I'm lame. =X

[Anonymous]

Lmao. Pull out method working well for u?

[addiecakesmommy]

All of the above, girl! I hear a swish of coke is the new plan B. Good luck!

Quoting Anonymous:

 Oh, good call! Maybe I should douche my belly button, or wash it with coke and aspirin?

Quoting addiecakesmommy:

Don't get pregnant.