Mom Confessions
I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.
I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.
I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.
Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?
What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.
I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days.
I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go.
I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear.
If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant
Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago
Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.
No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.
Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion
Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)
and
Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)
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Screw that. I would be begging for a c section. No way would I want to push a lion out of me
Quoting maryjmom:
I hope for sake they do an episiotomy ( ? Spelling) cause when them claws come out, it's gonna hurt like a bitch! -
Timon is a horrible lion name. He was a meerkat in the lion king
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Could you just imagine a natural birth with a lion? Can you say * massive epidural *?
Quoting maria1613:
Screw that. I would be begging for a c section. No way would I want to push a lion out of me
Quoting maryjmom:
I hope for sake they do an episiotomy ( ? Spelling) cause when them claws come out, it's gonna hurt like a bitch! -
Give birth in a zoo -
What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby... -
Uhh, i didn't think of that.
Quoting ramonafrog:
What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby... -
Racist
Quoting Supervane:
Give birth in a zoo -
Guess so lol
And maybe name him Mufasa if its a boy and Nala if its a girl
Quoting Anonymous:
Racist
Quoting Supervane:
Give birth in a zoo
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Frosted Flakes
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maybe that's why your belly is so noisy...
Quoting Anonymous:
Uhh, i didn't think of that.
Quoting ramonafrog:
What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...