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I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT] *2014 update
by Anonymous
January 28, 2013 at 12:53 AM

I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant




Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion


Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)


The twins are now 1! Like ohmygod!

This is Timon

and this is Tamale

You are all invited to their first birthday! 

The menu is fried kitten toes and banana custard.

We ask that you each donate 1 child to help with the cost of feeding the lion babies. 

Replies

  • maria1613
    January 28, 2013 at 1:34 AM
    Screw that. I would be begging for a c section. No way would I want to push a lion out of me

    Quoting maryjmom:

    I hope for sake they do an episiotomy ( ? Spelling) cause when them claws come out, it's gonna hurt like a bitch!
  • Anonymous 9
    by Anonymous 9
    January 28, 2013 at 1:37 AM
    Timon is a horrible lion name. He was a meerkat in the lion king
  • maryjmom
    January 28, 2013 at 1:38 AM
    Could you just imagine a natural birth with a lion? Can you say * massive epidural *?

    Quoting maria1613:

    Screw that. I would be begging for a c section. No way would I want to push a lion out of me



    Quoting maryjmom:

    I hope for sake they do an episiotomy ( ? Spelling) cause when them claws come out, it's gonna hurt like a bitch!
  • Supervane
    January 28, 2013 at 1:38 AM
    Give birth in a zoo
  • ramonafrog
    January 28, 2013 at 1:38 AM
    What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    January 28, 2013 at 1:39 AM
    Uhh, i didn't think of that.

    Quoting ramonafrog:

    What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...
  • Anonymous 1
    by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster
    January 28, 2013 at 1:39 AM
    Racist

    Quoting Supervane:

    Give birth in a zoo
  • Supervane
    January 28, 2013 at 1:42 AM
    Guess so lol

    And maybe name him Mufasa if its a boy and Nala if its a girl


    Quoting Anonymous:

    Racist



    Quoting Supervane:

    Give birth in a zoo

  • Anonymous 10
    by Anonymous 10
    January 28, 2013 at 1:43 AM
    Frosted Flakes

    Everyday
  • ramonafrog
    January 28, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    maybe that's why your belly is so noisy...

    Quoting Anonymous:

    Uhh, i didn't think of that.

    Quoting ramonafrog:

    What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...


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