I am so embarrassed....*TMI* disgusting..warning

[Anonymous]

I had to go to work to cover a friends shift today.



I live over an hour away from work and its out in a very rural community. So, the drive there is a bunch of back county hwys....no stores, gas stations, etc.



And what happens on the way there?

Sudden onset of severe....I mean SEVERE....diarrhea.



I didn't know what to do. But I managed to hold on for about 30 min. Until I pulled into the parking lot at work.

I was completely and utterly physically unable to hold it anymore. I managed to pull my pants to my knees, so they didn't get dirty. But it went all over my drivers seat.



I can not explain the humiliation I feel about this. And self disgust. I've never had something like this happen.



I had a bag of clothes to go to goodwill in my back seat. So I cleaned up with those as best as I could. Then cleaned up the rest of the way in the bathroom at work.



I took a bunch of wet towels and cleaned my car up. But it still smells horrid. I'm going to have to figure something out tomorrow to get rid of the stench.



I don't want anyone to know. Not even my dh. I'm way too mortified. And I feel like he would be disgusted with me. but there wasn't anything I could do to avoid it.



Ugh...how does something like that even happen..

[babyboy117]

Lmfao! I would have rather shit outside. Get your car professionaly cleaned?

[chalisa0]

Oh, that's too bad.  I recently had that happen too, but I was able to (barely) get to a bathroom at a park.  It's probably just a stomach virus.  Clean up with some cleaner that is ok for your seats-method cleaners from Target will probably be ok.  Then try to spray febreeze in your car.  Roll down the windows and blast the fan-making sure it isn't circulating.

[Anonymous]

I so would of pulled on the side of the road.

Maybe get some odor remover, for animals? It's a tad stronger.

[Anonymous]

Oh hon, you poor thing! Happened to me one day, had just came out of Family Dollar, wasn't feeling sick or anything! Hit me like a ton of bricks and I couldn't hold it, it was awful.

[nerdymom28]

Oh how awful! Personally, I would have rather stopped and let it rip on the side of a country road.

[Anonymous]

Get it detailed. "I can't believe the dog jumped in here and took a shit. I tried cleaning it as best I could." :)

[anyotherday]

No shoulder... at all? Not even a foot of dirt you could have kinda pulled off on? I live in bfe too and id stop in the middle of the road with my flashers on before I shat inside my car! Sorry about the lack of sympathy but dude... seriously?!

Quoting Anonymous:

Its old county roads. There weren't any shoulders or places to pull over. Just curves, hills, and drop offs.



Trust me, I kept my eye out for something. Any-fucking-thing

Quoting anyotherday:

Because shitting on the side of the road would have been a less humiliating option?

[katiegirl]

Aww:( get some cleaner for cars and febreeze. Maybe professionally cleaned.

[Snowflower901]

Eeeeeeeekkk. =/

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

What do you mean?

I didn't get anything on my pants cause I was able to quickly pull them down out of the way. Thank god for scrub pants.

Then I took my underwear off in.the car...cleaned myself up...and went in to work where I cleaned up even better with washcloths.

Then I will clean the car very thoroughly tomorrow after my dh and kids leave.

Quoting macysmom:

What the fuck are you gonna do?