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My son is a Martian..............
by Anonymous
January 27, 2013 at 5:31 PM

He's 4 and he's convinced he's a Martian. He keeps throwing tantrum after tantrum. Could it be because he thinks he's a Martian ????????? He wants a spacesuit and everything now. We've talked about this issue for weeks and weeks and weeks. I let him go on talking and talking and talking and today he wants a space suit. OMG...should I take him to the Dr. I thought !?! Uggggh, anyway....as we're leaving the Dr.'s office I keep thinking about that extra chromosone the Dr. said my son had. YEP...he must be a Martian !!! It also says so in the DSM-IV. I will take him to school and the teacher will just have to accept that my son is in fact a martian. I'm a great MOM...please agree with everything that I said. I want my son to be the first "Martian" poster boy. I'm gonna be famous !!!!

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