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Two condoms
by Anonymous
January 26, 2013 at 3:55 AM
Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "hey. Do you wanna get shit faced?"

Share some dirty jokes.

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  • 504bbymami
    January 26, 2013 at 3:56 AM
    Ewww lol
  • Byrd15
    by Byrd15
    January 26, 2013 at 3:56 AM
    Hahahahahahah
  • bustybee
    January 26, 2013 at 3:56 AM

    gross lol

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 26, 2013 at 3:57 AM
    Lol
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    January 26, 2013 at 3:57 AM
    Bump!
  • thetrollcat
    January 26, 2013 at 3:57 AM

    damn condoms always starting shit

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    January 26, 2013 at 4:02 AM
    MC is boring tonight. Nobody has dirty jokes.
  • Sassy762
    January 26, 2013 at 4:18 AM

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

  • Sassy762
    January 26, 2013 at 4:19 AM

    One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

    "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

    Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

    "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

    "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

  • Sassy762
    January 26, 2013 at 4:19 AM

    The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

    He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

    The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

    He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

    The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

    He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

    "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."


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