I can't believe I even have to have this conversation with my son but I'm constantly telling him to wear his belt. His pants tend to slip down and show his butt crack to the world. So I finally asked him if he really wants someone at school to de-pants him and show everyone his " package". I know for a fact he doesn't wear the underwear I know he has because I do the laundry. The only thing I got out of the conversation from him is It's pantsing not de-pantsing mom.". So which is it, apparently I'm not up to date with the lingo of our children. Also how do I keep his pants up. And don't say smaller pants because then they're to short. I am not raising a punk and I'm about to glue a belt to his pants.