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You're 5 weeks pregnant, not 35 weeks FFS!
by Anonymous
January 22, 2013 at 8:27 PM

You cannot get away with waddling, complaining that you can't work because you're tired, or pulling up your shirt at random people to feel your "bump." Your fetus is less than 1/8th inch long. You have no bump. Your bump is that half of an apple pie you scarfed yesterday. Newsflash, lady: you're not really eating for two, and any weight you've gained already is just fat, not baby.

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  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 22, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    When I was 6 weeks I was too tired to work... Sleepiness to the extreme 

    and at 9 weeks I had a lil buldge going on..every women's pregnancy is different

  • Mamasgirl524
    January 22, 2013 at 8:35 PM
    I love this post!
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 22, 2013 at 8:35 PM

    lol.

  • Jessy613
    January 22, 2013 at 8:35 PM


    Quoting Mamasgirl524:

    I love this post!


  • Mamasgirl524
    January 22, 2013 at 8:36 PM
    And you're not feeling your baby kick at 10wks. Oh, you know it's not gas pains? Then it's your imagination!!!
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 22, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    at 8 weeks with my youngest i was in maternity. she moved so hard at 10 weeks i yellped. my belly button popped at 4 months.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 22, 2013 at 8:37 PM
    Some of my worst symptoms were during first trimester. But I didn't show off my flab lol
  • aprilsalcro
    January 22, 2013 at 8:37 PM
    LMAO

    Quoting Anonymous:

    at 8 weeks with my youngest i was in maternity. she moved so hard at 10 weeks i yellped. my belly button popped at 4 months.

  • LoveMyLos
    January 22, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    lol i hate dumb bitches like that. my sil was like that.

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 22, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    Somebody's bitter.


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