Instead of mashed potatoes from REAL potatoes, you are just stupid. How hard is it to boil potatoes? Is the milk where you get tripped up? Salt? Pepper? BUTTER? The mixing? Point is, make your own fucking potatoes.
This is how I will be making them from now on. I never had them like this until a few weeks ago we where invited to a friends house for dinner and this is how she makes them, they where so freaking good. I hardly ever make mashed potatoes because my kids do not really like them. They will eat them but it is not something they will request.
We use red potatoes and keep the skins on when boiling.
Skins have all the vitamins :)
We mash them 'lumpy' and they're sooooo good. MMMMMMM
I don't peel potatoes! I'm too damn important for that.