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Anonymous
JUST CLENCH THE BUTTCHEEKS!
by Anonymous
January 20, 2013 at 7:03 PM
Yes, that is what my SO yelled across the store at me today as he walked away after I said I had to use the bathroom ... right next to an old lady who laughed and said "spoken like a true father".
Thankfully she thought he was yelling it to my son. Lol
Gah!

Replies

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous
    January 20, 2013 at 7:04 PM
    Stay classy.
  • Country_Momma89
    January 20, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    Lmao

  • Melissa_4
    January 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    ROTF!

  • twinmommy2010
    January 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    That is something my husband would say..

  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    January 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM
    I actually ducked behind the clothing rack lol


    Quoting Country_Momma89:

    Lmao


  • Jessy613
    January 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    lol oh my gosh

  • Two_Hearts
    January 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM
    thats something i do say...but in reference to farting lol
  • Anonymous
    by Anonymous - Original Poster
    January 20, 2013 at 7:09 PM
    Oh no... another time he started making farting noises in the store every time I bent over and then walked away telling a lady "don't go down that isle".


    Quoting Two_Hearts:

    thats something i do say...but in reference to farting lol

  • muzzyh
    by muzzyh
    January 20, 2013 at 7:09 PM
    Nice
  • nelliesmommy
    January 20, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    some men, lol

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