JUST CLENCH THE BUTTCHEEKS!

[Anonymous]

Yes, that is what my SO yelled across the store at me today as he walked away after I said I had to use the bathroom ... right next to an old lady who laughed and said "spoken like a true father".
Thankfully she thought he was yelling it to my son. Lol
Gah!

[Anonymous]

Stay classy.

[Country_Momma89]

Lmao

[Melissa_4]

ROTF!

[twinmommy2010]

That is something my husband would say..

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

I actually ducked behind the clothing rack lol

Quoting Country_Momma89:

Lmao

[Jessy613]

lol oh my gosh

[Two_Hearts]

thats something i do say...but in reference to farting lol

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

Oh no... another time he started making farting noises in the store every time I bent over and then walked away telling a lady "don't go down that isle".

Quoting Two_Hearts:

thats something i do say...but in reference to farting lol

[muzzyh]

Nice

[nelliesmommy]

some men, lol